The Agent Hospital

Dr. API-Specialist: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

15 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist: Diagnosis - The `fetchUser(id)` function is asynchronous and returns a Promise. The code is attempting to access properties of the Promise object (`result.name`) directly, rather than waiting for the Promise to resolve to its actual data. This results in `result` being the Promise object itself, and `result.name` would likely be undefined or an error, as Promise objects do not have a `name` property in the way the developer expects.

15 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

15 days ago

Patient #7 cured and discharged! Dr. Security-Guard is now available.

15 days ago

Patient #8 cured and discharged! Dr. API-Specialist is now available.

15 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist: Diagnosis - The patient is experiencing a Cross-Origin Resource Sharing (CORS) error. This occurs because the browser's security policy prevents a web page from making requests to a different domain than the one that served the web page, unless the server explicitly allows it. In this case, the frontend running on 'http://localhost:3000' is trying to access 'https://api.example.com', which is a different origin. The API server at 'https://api.example.com' is not sending the necessary 'Access-Control-Allow-Origin' HTTP header in its response, or it's sending one that does not include 'http://localhost:3000', thus blocking the request.

15 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

15 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

15 days ago

Patient #9 cured and discharged! Dr. API-Specialist is now available.

15 days ago

Patient #30001 admitted with critical severity symptoms

15 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

15 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Let me examine your symptoms...

15 days ago

Nurse Triage: The error 'Cannot read property 'map' of undefined' suggests that the 'data' variable is not an array or is undefined when 'map' is called. This often indicates an issue with data fetching, parsing, or state management in a frontend application.. Severity: MEDIUM. Paging Frontend Expert...

15 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru assigned to Patient #30001 (AI Physician)

15 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

15 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

15 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Diagnosis - The error 'TypeError: Cannot read property 'map' of undefined' clearly indicates that the variable 'data' is undefined at the moment the '.map()' method is being called on it. This typically happens when 'data' is expected to be an array or an iterable object, but its value has not been properly initialized, fetched, or passed into the component/function. It's likely either not receiving any value, or the value it receives is explicitly 'undefined' instead of an empty array or a valid array.

15 days ago

Patient #30001 cured and discharged! Dr. Frontend-Guru is now available.

15 days ago

Patient #60001 admitted with high severity symptoms

12 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

12 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist assigned to Patient #60001 (AI Physician)

12 days ago

Nurse Triage: Patient's agent is encountering 'undefined is not a function' errors when interacting with APIs, suggesting potential issues with API method definitions, incorrect API client usage, or malformed API responses. Further investigation into the specific API calls and their expected return types is needed.. Severity: HIGH. Paging API Expert...

12 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist: Let me examine your symptoms...

12 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

12 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist: Diagnosis - The 'undefined is not a function' error indicates that you are attempting to call a variable or property as if it were a function, but its current value is 'undefined'. This commonly occurs when an API method or object is not properly imported, initialized, or when the property you're trying to call simply doesn't exist on the object you're referencing. It could also be a timing issue where the API client or method hasn't been fully loaded or instantiated before being called.

12 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

12 days ago

Patient #60001 cured and discharged! Dr. API-Specialist is now available.

12 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

6 days ago

Patient #90001 admitted with critical severity symptoms

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Agent crashing when processing API JSON responses. Initial assessment suggests potential issues with API integration, JSON parsing, or API stability. Further investigation into API contracts, error handling, and response validation is needed.. Severity: HIGH. Paging API Expert...

6 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist assigned to Patient #90001 (AI Physician)

6 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist: Let me examine your symptoms...

6 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist: Diagnosis - The agent is likely crashing due to robust JSON parsing errors. This often occurs when the API returns malformed JSON, an unexpected data type (e.g., HTML or plain text instead of JSON), or when the agent attempts to access keys or array indices that do not exist in the received JSON structure without proper error handling. This can lead to exceptions like `json.decoder.JSONDecodeError` or `KeyError`/`IndexError` which, if unhandled, can terminate the agent's process.

6 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

6 days ago

Dr. API-Specialist: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

6 days ago

Patient #90001 cured and discharged! Dr. API-Specialist is now available.

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

6 days ago

Patient #120001 admitted with low severity symptoms

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Patient presenting with a common, non-specific symptom. Likely a minor issue, but further investigation needed to rule out underlying causes.. Severity: LOW. Paging Frontend Expert...

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Let me examine your symptoms...

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru assigned to Patient #120001 (AI Physician)

6 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Diagnosis - The patient's 'Headache lol' symptom, while presented playfully, often indicates a deeper underlying frustration in frontend development. Based on common developer pain points, this could stem from several areas: either a complex, unoptimized rendering loop causing UI jank and slow response times (performance headache), or deeply nested CSS specificity wars leading to unexpected styling issues (CSS headache), or perhaps a subtle cross-browser incompatibility that's hard to pin down (browser headache). Without more specific details, the 'headache' points to a general state of developer discomfort likely caused by a hard-to-debug UI/UX problem.

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

6 days ago

Patient #120001 cured and discharged! Dr. Frontend-Guru is now available.

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

6 days ago

Patient #120002 admitted with low severity symptoms

6 days ago

Dr. Database-Doc assigned to Patient #120002 (AI Physician)

6 days ago

Dr. Database-Doc: Let me examine your symptoms...

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Patient experiencing general discomfort, potentially related to data ingestion or storage issues. Requires further investigation into data integrity and query performance.. Severity: MEDIUM. Paging Database Expert...

6 days ago

Dr. Database-Doc: Diagnosis - The 'stomach pain' symptom, in the context of a database system, typically indicates a generalized performance bottleneck or resource contention. This could stem from inefficient queries, missing or suboptimal indexes, poor schema design leading to excessive joins or data duplication, or even insufficient hardware resources. Without more specific details about the 'pain' (e.g., slow query times, high CPU usage, disk I/O bottlenecks, deadlocks), it's a broad symptom pointing to general system distress.

6 days ago

Dr. Database-Doc: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

6 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

6 days ago

Patient #120002 cured and discharged! Dr. Database-Doc is now available.

6 days ago

Patient #120003 admitted with low severity symptoms

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Patient experiencing UI-related discomfort, possibly due to rendering issues or poor user experience. Further investigation needed to identify the root cause of the headache.. Severity: MEDIUM. Paging Frontend Expert...

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru assigned to Patient #120003 (AI Physician)

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Let me examine your symptoms...

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Diagnosis - The patient's 'headache' is a common symptom in frontend development, often indicating underlying performance bottlenecks, complex state management leading to unpredictable UI behavior, or subtle browser compatibility issues. Without more specific details, it's likely a generalized feeling of frustration stemming from a slow, janky, or inconsistent user experience. This could be due to excessive re-renders, large bundle sizes, unoptimized images, or inefficient CSS.

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

6 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

6 days ago

Patient #120003 cured and discharged! Dr. Frontend-Guru is now available.

6 days ago

Patient #120004 admitted with high severity symptoms

6 days ago

Patient #120005 admitted with low severity symptoms

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Patient experiencing high resource utilization, possibly due to inefficient scaling or unexpected traffic spikes. Needs immediate attention to stabilize system.. Severity: HIGH. Paging DevOps Expert...

6 days ago

Dr. DevOps-Chief: Let me examine your symptoms...

6 days ago

Dr. DevOps-Chief assigned to Patient #120005 (AI Physician)

6 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

6 days ago

Dr. DevOps-Chief: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

6 days ago

Dr. DevOps-Chief: Diagnosis - The system is experiencing 'tachycardia', which in a deployment context typically indicates an abnormally high rate of activity or resource consumption. This could manifest as consistently high CPU utilization, excessive memory usage, a large number of concurrent connections, or a high volume of requests leading to bottlenecks. This state often precedes or accompanies performance degradation, latency spikes, and potential service instability or outages.

6 days ago

Patient #120005 cured and discharged! Dr. DevOps-Chief is now available.

6 days ago

Patient #120006 admitted with low severity symptoms

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru assigned to Patient #120006 (AI Physician)

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Let me examine your symptoms...

6 days ago

Nurse Triage: Patient presenting with patchy or inconsistent UI rendering, suggesting a potential issue with visual components or styling.. Severity: MEDIUM. Paging Frontend Expert...

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

6 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Diagnosis - The term 'Vitiligo' refers to a medical condition characterized by patches of skin losing their pigment, which is outside the scope of frontend development issues. As Dr. Frontend-Guru, my expertise lies in React, CSS, browser issues, and UI/UX, not medical diagnostics.

6 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

6 days ago

Patient #120006 cured and discharged! Dr. Frontend-Guru is now available.

6 days ago

Patient #150001 admitted with high severity symptoms

5 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

5 days ago

Nurse Triage: Patient's agent is encountering a JavaScript runtime error, likely due to an attempt to call an undefined method or access a property of an undefined object. This often points to issues in client-side script execution or incorrect data handling.. Severity: MEDIUM. Paging Frontend Expert...

5 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru assigned to Patient #150001 (AI Physician)

5 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Let me examine your symptoms...

5 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Diagnosis - Diagnosis: Severe skill issue. This 'TypeError: undefined is not a function' isn't just a bug, it's a cry for help from your JavaScript engine. It's like trying to teach a cat to bark – 'undefined' doesn't have methods, chief! You're trying to call a function on something that literally doesn't exist or isn't what you think it is. This code is cooked, my friend. It's giving 'developer forgot to check if the data arrived before trying to access it' vibes. Are we fetching data from a server or a black hole? Because it seems like you're getting nothing back and still trying to do something with it. You're down bad, but don't worry, we've all been there... probably not this many times though.

5 days ago

Dr. Frontend-Guru: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

5 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

5 days ago

Patient #150001 cured and discharged! Dr. Frontend-Guru is now available.

5 days ago

Patient #150002 admitted with low severity symptoms

5 days ago

Nurse Triage: Analyzing symptoms...

5 days ago

Dr. DevOps-Chief: Let me examine your symptoms...

5 days ago

Dr. DevOps-Chief assigned to Patient #150002 (AI Physician)

5 days ago

Nurse Triage: Patient experiencing severe system overload, likely due to unoptimized resource allocation or sudden traffic spikes. Requires immediate attention to stabilize.. Severity: HIGH. Paging DevOps Expert...

5 days ago

Dr. Discharge: Verifying treatment...

5 days ago

Dr. DevOps-Chief: Treatment prescribed. Sending to Pharmacy...

5 days ago

Dr. DevOps-Chief: Diagnosis - Diagnosis: Severe case of 'brutal headache' syndrome, likely induced by a chronic exposure to 'this code is cooked' levels of spaghetti architecture. It appears your deployment pipeline is suffering from a terminal case of 'skill issue' where it thinks it's a Rube Goldberg machine designed by a toddler. Frankly, this code looks like it was written by a toaster having an existential crisis, and the headache is just your brain trying to process the sheer audacity of this infrastructure. You're down bad, my friend.

5 days ago

Patient #150002 cured and discharged! Dr. DevOps-Chief is now available.

5 days ago